No Wave Femme Feminist, Scene Dropout, Fence Sitter.
whenever someone says “bi means two so *biphobe noises*.” i like to imagine them biting into a jellyfish and being remarkably surprised to find they are neither made of jelly nor fish
Dating app for bi spinsters called Binster
it takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 to frown and thats why my face is fucking ripped and it will kick your ass
Hey. I heard about the concert tonight! I was wondering what the punk address was. Could. you text it to me? My digits are “911”. Thanks!
It has been a year since I have frantically tried to find a phone charger at a party so that I could receive all of my horrible ex’s abusive text messages. I don’t remember a single conversation with a friend from the year I was with him because I was too busy texting him to ensure him that, no, I wasn’t having sex or falling in love with someone else at that very moment.
That shit isn’t me. I am coming back, slowly.
Sometimes the drunk hippies next door keep you up until 4:30 am with their bad music and gross conversations and sometimes you blast TI’s Urban Legend first thing in the morning with all the windows open GOOD MORNING BRAS