No Wave Femme Feminist, Scene Dropout, Fence Sitter.

 

aaawunder:

whenever someone says “bi means two so *biphobe noises*.” i like to imagine them biting into a jellyfish and being remarkably surprised to find they are neither made of jelly nor fish

Dating app for bi spinsters called Binster

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Police pick people out of the crowd, then rush forward. Frightening. 

September 28th

cooldudebro:

it takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 to frown and thats why my face is fucking ripped and it will kick your ass

bownelix:

Hey. I heard about the concert tonight! I was wondering what the punk address was. Could. you text it to me? My digits are “911”. Thanks!

It has been a year since I have frantically tried to find a phone charger at a party so that I could receive all of my horrible ex’s abusive text messages. I don’t remember a single conversation with a friend from the year I was with him because I was too busy texting him to ensure him that, no, I wasn’t having sex or falling in love with someone else at that very moment.
That shit isn’t me. I am coming back, slowly.

Sometimes the drunk hippies next door keep you up until 4:30 am with their bad music and gross conversations and sometimes you blast TI’s Urban Legend first thing in the morning with all the windows open GOOD MORNING BRAS